Ich möchte ein Bier.

This semester I took Volcanoes and Earthquakes online. It was a great class overall; but, due to the fact that the internet I have is stolen from Pizza Shuttle and the fact that I am a lazy bastard, I recieved an average of 65 (minus the final exam). I recieved a 90 on my final exam over material that I glanced over for five minutes before I took the exam. My final grade in that course is a B and I am quite overjoyed. I feel that I have learned a lesson, one which I ought to share with you all: being studious is nowhere near as important as just being damn lucky. Now all I need to do is learn ancient Greek for my exam tomorrow...

Thus once again the day (and my GPA) is saved by being one of Fortune's favorites.